The Ghostbuster is a Player

So Im at the Bellagio with a couple of buddies. We wanted to go to The Bank night club. We heard it was pretty tight. It was. On our way into Bellagio we saw this group of fantastic looking females. About 20 total. They were all dressed up, in their tiny dresses, their hair all did, smelled like flowers, you know. They were all wearing different color dresses, shiny and tight. Hot. They flaunted all that is wonderful in women. T and A. They were on the move. My buddy suggested we tail em'. Like a diabetic with low blood sugar, I was down.

Where were they going? What were they doing? Did any of the them see me stare and my pants get tight? - All valid questions at the time.

As we approached the Bank, closely behind the lead car, I saw him. All black suited up and lookin dyno-mite. This isnt the type of dude you dont recognize at first and then go, "was that? Noooo." It was him, the ghostbuster himself, Dan Aykroyd. Here is a Pic of me and the buster. Totally awesome guy. One of the nicest celebs I've had the pleasure of meeting in this crazy town.

Thereafter, I quickly put 2 and 2 together. The girls were there for him. That stud. After posing for the picture, I sh*it you not, Ghostbuster, while looking at the group of cougars and cubs says: "You see those girls? Which one?" I replied, "what?" He said: "which one should I give the go?" Im never at a loss for words, but when a real life ghostbuster asks you which coug he should hit first... I dont know, its like being a ghostbusters sidekick. It was fricken' awesome.

I immediately scanned the group for potentials. Looking left then right. I had the eye of the tiger looking for the perfect one for my new best friend. About 10 seconds after I was given the task of picking the perfect ghost to get slimed, I opened my mouth and before I could say anything, he goes: "Just kidding kid, they're all gettin' a piece of it." I was in awe of his awesomeness. I shook his hand, thanked him for making me his apprentice, wished him luck, and we parted ways.

Life Lesson #12

When theres somethin' strange, in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? - Ghostbusters