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While out and about on the strip with my buds we some how ended up inside Caesars Palace playing some video poker. I don't remember the details of the beginning of the night but I sure as hell WILL NEVER FORGET what happened to me at the end of the night.We were playing for about 15 minutes and this cute group of girls approaches. They were comprised of the stereotypical 5 Chick Group: 1 hot one, 2 that were do-able, 1 that was in her own little "I have a boyfriend, blah, blah, blah world," and the last one - FAT." I was lucky enough to be approached by 1 of the two do-ables. I dropped a few lines, picked up on the signs....long story short, she wanted me.
We went upstairs to my hotel room that I decided to get last second. When the situation calls for it, what choice do you have. Right? We got to doin' some business, protection was applied, crazy positions were attempted and here we go......
I was lying on my back. She was on top with her back to me. This position is called "Reverse Cowgirl" for those of you who have just watched porn and never tried the real thing. She was loving it. Don't get me wrong, it was good for me as well. Then around the 4th or 5th orgasim, I guess a females' body just shuts down and the brain shuts off and then it happened.
She Sh** on me. She Sh** all over me. Due tothe position she was in, her "Rear End" was perfectly placed to unload her meal from the previous week right into my belly button, stomach, most of my inner thighs, you get the picture. Here's the best, she didn't even know she sh** on me. Holding back vomit as she recovered from her life altering orgasim, she turned her head and the following conversation ensued:
(This is when she realized that the white sheets, the lower half of my body, and my entire person was covered in her sh**)
Her: Oh my God.. I'm so sorry. Oh my God, I'm so sorry. (Then she started crying). I'm so embarrassed, I'm so sorry. Please let me help.
Me: No no no it's ok (As she ran to the bathroom and grabbed one of the hotel towels and tried to wipe me down).
Me: PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP!!! I'm gonna throw up.
Her: This has never happened to me before, Oh God, I'm so sorry.
Me: It's alright, please just relax, I'm gonna jump in the shower and clean up.
Being the gentleman I am, the entire time I was in the shower I was thinking of a way to forgive her for Sh**ing on me and attempt to have her stop crying. I came out of the shower and I approached her.
Me: Listen, sh** happens (I Laughed hard, unintentionally) don't get upset, Everything is cool. I promise I won't tell anyone. Just do me one favor. Could you leave now. I can't look at you right now. You just sh** on me. Kinda weird.
Her: of course, I'm so sorry again.
Me: Ok, bye.
Here's the deal. Please feel free to tell me if you think I'm crazy, BUT, there was NO stimulation, no touching, rubbing, accidental slip, or anything involving her "chocolate starfish." She wasn't drunk, she wasn't sick, and She was not into sh**ing on people from her reaction. Sooooo.....
I have turned a negative into a positive. Without touching that part of her body, I made a girl sh** herself from whatever magical power I have in my disco stick. I mean, yea I did get sh** on but, can you say you made a girl do that??????
